Once aPUN a time a PUNda, a right son-of-a-PUN, thought it was really PUNny to open PUNdora’s box in PUNama and released a plethora of PUNtastic PUNs into the world creating a PUNorama full of public laughter, really second to PUN.
Subsequently the PUNda was PUNished for the PUNdaemonium he had caused with all these PUNs, that son-of-a-PUN, what a PUN in the arse!
He had actually caused a real PUNdemic!